Title: World's time zones
Summary:
Nice right, we got all this different time zones, and Moustache has her own zone in Amsterdam called the friendzone where time stops she is caught in a endlessly friendzone, which is fucked.
Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
Edition nr: 1/1
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Title: The champ
Summary:
The champ is holding the olympic friendzone like a boss, who’s the friendzone master in this bitch ? she ran more meters in the friendzone then Fred Flinstone made meters. She knows how to handle bone like Fred Flinstone.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: Maslows pyramid
Summary:
Moustache gets a free consult from barbie, barbie is specialised helping people getting out of the ‘’friendzone’’, as the pyramid of Maslow states, our first life necessity is having a ‘’sexual relation’’ which can’t be found in the ‘’friendzone’’ where moustache hangs out alot nowadays.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: The formula
Summary:
The barbies are totally done with Moustache, barbie kicked Moustache on her head to imprint this formula which isn’t algebra right ? Having a moustache (equals) = Friendzone (equals) = No sex…. solution = shaving gear…. easy.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: The friendzone hunter
Summary:
People hunt crocodiles, people hunt Tuna, ok ok…. but in this cave our moustache wearing troll hunts for bone ending up in the friendzone, just like the crocodile hunter it goes like this ''wait for it, waaaaaaaait for it'', and what do you think ? she is still waiting, and where ? in the friendzone. Here we see Moustache who caught a big bone because she just doesn’t want to shave the elephant in the room.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: No sex on the beach but friendzone on the beach
Summary:
Moustache with the loot, she caught that big ass bone remember…. that piece of art called the friendzone hunter. Instead of buying a smooth red wine with charm our friendzone champ bought half litres at the friendzone shop. Look at her.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: ‘’Cocktails’’ with her tail between the legs, she will fail having sex.
Summary:
The friendzone hunter goes viral, you can order a cocktail named friendzone on the beach at beachclub No sex at Miami beach.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: ''Wait for it''
Summary:
Our friendzone champ is hanging around at her favorite spot, i would have shaved my moustache at this point.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: Fuck capitalism
Summary:
Moustache is totally done with all this friendzone jokes and came with a excuse, which is this ‘’Fuck capitalism, it’s unfair’’ said moustache during a speech, moustache tries to start a movement against capitalism, and tries to convince the public having no sex is good against capitalism. But we all know better the friendzone champ is looking for a excuse, we all know the end of her moustache is near.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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Title: liefde maakt blind
Summary:
Ze is een vriend en had een zoon kunnen zijn, ze is een vriend en bij haar is de friendzone gewoon fijn.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2025
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