TITLE:  The potato shaver.

Summary:

Stupid her she bought shaving gear instead of a potato peeler. Pffff you know how it goes, you’re in the supermarket totally not walking around with a fat moustache. You come back home with the wrong gear… fuck !!!

SOLD.

Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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Title: bad or good she's is always in the mood for the worst photoshoot

Summary:

The good, the bad and the women with a moustache, speaks for itself it’s a masterpiece, you know it, she knows it, and her moustache should have known better.

SOLD.

Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr: 3/3

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TITLE: too rare to live and too ugly, so hide

Summary:

i had a lot of complaints ''yeah he is a total prick walking around with a troll with a moustache'' so now ''too rare to live and too ugly, so hide'' joined the game.

So in between photoshoot i had to put her a helmet on as a protection for my surroundings. People do have eyes and care about twhat they see.

Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: HELL NOOO !!!

Summary:

She got caught falsifying her tinder account from male to female but we all know she's a T-girl. see 5th collection (cartoon).

So what's her excuse this time ??? ''ooh yeah, my tinder got hacked by satan''

Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: The lord of the never ever getting any ring

Summary:

expelling the farmer

Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: At any party

Summary:

Maybe this story is a bit out of the blue, but:

The only thing she ever handed to someone on a wedding was a bag of cocaine. thats the closest she will ever get to handing over anything on a wedding.

Get it the ring..... handing over rings........ forget about she's just ugly.

Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: The Humancrow of Amsterdam

Summary:

she is called the humancrow of amsterdam, you know it, she knows it, and her moustache should have known better. see ''at any party'' the work above this work proofs it.

Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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